I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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