He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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