No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I AM VODKA MAN
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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