thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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