Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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