I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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