The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Randomize
