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We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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