and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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