Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
