If i come over, it means nothing
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Your cock deserves a montage
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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