Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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