so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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