she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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