Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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