I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
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