where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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