He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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