Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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