oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
