I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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