So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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