she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
