Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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