i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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