and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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