But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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