He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Life is so much better after having sex.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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