not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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