last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
We were destined to go to rehab together
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
wow bdsm is so cute
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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