brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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