Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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