dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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