I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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