Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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