I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Man, jail baloney is awful.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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