Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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