Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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