we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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