ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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