Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
