fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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