Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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