The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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