I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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