I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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