I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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