She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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