Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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