Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Its about making memories worth repressing
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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